Harry Potter and the Adorable Penguins

Here are quotes from this week’s Onion and last week’s New York Times. Guess which is which.

“Report: Unreleased Harry Potter Book More Secure Than U.S. Train”

and

"At each of Amazon.com's five order-fulfillment centers, for example, the books are kept in a restricted area that workers need a special pass to enter, where they are watched by security guards and are not allowed to carry anything in or out."

The Onion can hit suprisingly close to the truth sometimes. I can't believe Scholastic goes through all this trouble in order to prevent some 12 year-old from reading the book ahead of time and then spoil the ending in her livejournal.

And since most of you care little about Harry Potter, I offer you something else ... Penguins! Adorable!